Tidus The Keyblade Master

Tidus The Keyblade Master also referred to as Lord Protector of America or simply as "Tidus" is America's first line of defense, the destroyer of the Heartless, and Wakka's chef. He is most famous for his participation in the Battle of Iwajima, where he drew his keyblade and said the famous words, "May the Great Miyamoto have mercy on the Heartless because I sure won't." He has appeared in a notable amount of films, games, books, CDs, and discarded chewing gum pieces. He has exceptional speed, accounting for why there are few eyewitness accounts of him. His famous keyblade, The Seagull, is said to have killed over 9,000 heartless every day. He enjoys playing Left 4 Dead 2, but will not hesitate to stop playing in order to resume his sacred duties. Images of him often portray him as smiling which can be thought to represent the innoncence of youth but at the same time optimistic attitude any warrior should have. There are rumors that Valve are going to put Tidus into Portal 2 as the Main Protagonist but Gabe Newell has denied such claims, saying that:


 * "Tidus has been protecting America for centuries now. To put him in a game would be like making Jimmy


 * Gibbs Jr. race against Ricky Bobby. You just can't do it."

And so, Tidus continues to protect the United States from the invisible threat that most Americans don't even realize.

For 98,000 years now, Tidus has been the Keyblade Master; he has also gotten help from his friends Yuna, Wakka, Auron, and Jackie Chan.

Goodnight and good luck, to our brave keyblade warrior.